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haha w-what [30 Oct 2009|06:56pm]
[ mood | devious ]
[ music | alan - Red Cliff ~Shin-Sen~ ]

...I did not know it was possible for an 8-bit sprite to look thoroughly embarrassed.

Read: I stumbled across the dancing girls in Troia. XD Poor, poor Cecil. I think the only way he could have gotten even more embarrassed was if any of the girls had jumped right into his lap, like I kept expecting them to do. Oh, my my my...

Next up, I shall find the Magazine and humiliate him again! I'm such an evil woman. ♥

(If you're wondering why I'm only like six seven hours into the game and it's been six DAYS, the controls make me go arg so I haven't been playing much. Just enough to sate my appetite till I get the DS version.)

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That? No. No, I did NOT expect that. [24 Oct 2009|07:10pm]
[ mood | LMFAO XD ]
[ music | Okiayu Ryoutarou - Tsui no Koku ni Daku Mono ]

Got cracking on FF4 finally; the PSX version is odd and riddled with weird controls, but hey, it's entertaining and kinda old-school and I approve of that. (Took me a while to figure out how to save, though, but that's neither here nor there.) I've just gotten to where I have to leave Kaipo and go find the Sand Ruby (...dammit, Pearl! *flails*), and well...

...Kain? D-did you seriously have a tsundere moment?? Oh. Oh dear. Ohhhh my.

(I mean, srsly. "Don't think I'm doing this for you." WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK OF THAT. Oh, my my my...)

Tsundere dragoon? In MY FF4? It's more likely than you think.

And next up, a spoony bard! At least, if I'm remembering correctly.

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Why can't I stop SINGING IT [23 Oct 2009|04:03pm]
[ mood | lethargic ]
[ music | I CANNOT TURN IT OFF ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLbHqV5HeDc

That Hyadain person is an utter GENIUS, I tell you. I cannot stop singing along. Oh dear god please send help it's eating my brain.

(Golby, whut XD)

(oh god why will it not stop nomming on my brainmeats)

(whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

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I'ma translatin' again [20 Oct 2009|05:12pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Shimomura Youko - Somnus ]

What do I do when the official FFXIII site proceeds to tell the game's backstory in the form of a web novel?

I translate it, that's what. And since I apparently can't do this in order, I've started with part 2. ...Mostly cause it revolves around Hope, and goddammit, he's adorable. Damn you and your adorable shota characters, Squenix. :E

Anyway. Phrasing is awkward - I see now why there aren't many licensed novel translations of anything, keeping the flow is fucking hard - but here's what I have so far. It's like one and a half pages of the second part. Somewhere around there, anyway.

Friends )

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I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE okay maybe not [17 Oct 2009|09:57am]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Ishikawa Chiaki - Prototype ~ Album Version ]

I really should have guessed one of Firion's exclusive weapons would be called Wild Rose, I really should have.

This makes that artifact I made all the funnier, I think.

Now, to bust my butt getting what I need to make the exclusives. (I was beating up Tidus to get the Official Ball earlier...hmm, does this mean I wanted his balls to drop?)

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And now an important message. [14 Oct 2009|07:25pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Kaji Yuuki - Shinkirou In The Dark ]

Why it's important to think before you speak: you might end up in a conversation like this regarding your laptop.

Mom: Why is your computer's charge light on?
Me: That would be because I unplugged it last night.
Mom: Ohh...
Me: I needed to use the outlet. I only have so many slots, you know.
Mom: ...
Me: ...shut up.
Mom: *starts cracking up*
Me: *also cracking up* Shut up, shut up! XD;;;

...then again, things like this happen frequently, so I don't know why I'm surprised...or why I'm still convinced I'll learn to think before speaking.

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This thing seems so empty. [07 Oct 2009|07:34pm]
[ mood | enthralled ]
[ music | Kaya - Rose Kingdom ]

So, what have I been doing with myself...perverted thoughts aside

I've had company over since the 12th of last month; my friend Mat came all the way from the UK to be utterly bored by see me for a month. This resulted in the both of us (eventually, I had to addict him to it first, mwa ha ha) getting Dissidia, which has been eating up pretty much all the time we haven't spent sleeping (...or, well, in bed in general, but shh.) We've been having leveling races, developing strange injokes (a lot of which seem to involve Firion and his wild rose, and yes, I know how that sounds), and...

...last night, we finally got off our asses (okay, I got off mine) and tried ad-hoc battling.

Oh my god, the utter hilarity. I swear, only we could make things like Exdeath vs. Exdeath (teleportation fight!) or the Emperor vs. the Emperor (...yeah, the less said about that one, the BETTER XD) so damn funny. And then of course there's the obligatory "Sephiroth gets a meteor to the head" and "Tidus throws his balls at Firion" and "Garland smacks himself about with his sword"...yeah, I think we're having far too much fun with this.

And the artifacts. Oh god, the artifacts. So far we have Oddball (mine), Oddball 2 (his), Wild Rose (...mine, and I'm sure you can guess who I put it on), Tarnish (his), Twiglette (his), Twig (mine), Win Meal (his) and Oui Oui (definitely mine, the facepalms Mat had over it were hilarious. :D) We're planning on making more, so there will probably be lots more hilarity.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I have to get back to converting replays. There's some tree teleportation I need to giggle over.

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And when it rains... [03 Sep 2009|06:28pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]
[ music | Hatsune Miku - Koi wa Sensou ]

Taking a cat to the vet because you think it's time to put them down: painful.

Taking a cat to the vet and then finding out that the reason they've gone so far downhill is because of a liver tumor the size of a golf ball: completely crushing.

Don't expect me to be quite right for the next couple of days. I am so very, very tired and trying to convince myself I can feel anything right now.

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More surrealisms. [24 Aug 2009|09:24pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | alan - Brave ]

I need to quit with these. )

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About damn time. [23 Aug 2009|05:50pm]
[ mood | hot ]
[ music | alan - Tennyo ~interlude~ ]

.hack//Reparation, chapter 10 - Plan

It's getting close to the end. All the action's going to wrap up in either one or two more chapters, and then all that's left is the afterstory.

...I'm gonna feel so empty when it's done.

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Politically incorrect...but so funny. [23 Aug 2009|12:10am]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | Jonathan Coulton - Still Alive ]

Found this one earlier tonight...

Now that the B-1's, B-2's, B-52's, TLAMs, F-14's, F-15's, F-16's, F/A-18's, Tornados, Harriers, F-117's, and field artillery have reorganized Iraq's landscape, our intelligence has discovered they have renamed some of their towns, no doubt in order to confuse us. These new names include:

Wherz-Myroof
Mykamel-Izded
OKraph-Dissizbad
Waddi-El-Izgowinon
Pleez-Ztopdibomin
Kizz-Yerbuht-Goodbi
Ikantstan-Disnomore
Wha-Tahel-Wazi-Tinkin
Myturbin-Izburnin


Go on, tell me you didn't laugh. :P

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Oh. My god. XD [31 Jul 2009|12:11am]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | ...now what did I just post? :P ]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/222458

GENIUS. PURE GENIUS.

(All Your Base Are Belong To Us + Bohemian Rhapsody = apparent win. You MUST watch it. You MUST.

o/` wha ha ha haaaaaat~)

(Edit: Now with high quality Flash link!)

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Why do I only post about food here lately? [26 Jul 2009|10:50am]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Icon feat. PECO - Prototype ]

I mentioned this over on my LJ when we actually stopped there, but not long ago, the family and I stopped at a new street market nearby. Now, at this market, they had soba, and they had udon. I picked up a pack of each, and have been staring at them trying to figure out what to do with them ever since. I love noodles in strong, Asian-flavored sauces, but they're all so darn hard to make! Especially tonkatsu sauce, which I adore...

Today, I randomly decided to look up recipes for tonkatsu sauce, hoping that I'd find one I could easily modify and that we actually had all the ingredients for. I did, and proceeded to modify it without regard for the final taste until I actually cooked everything together.

My soba is goddamn amazing.

Have a recipe. I'm naming the sauce "mattari" because damn, it's strong, but so gooood. I recommend diluting it with water if you don't like strong and salty sauces, or putting it over a lot more soba than I did.

Soba with Mattari Sauce )

If anyone tries this, tell me what you think? I am totally in love with this sauce and would love opinions.

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Foody food food [12 Jul 2009|07:28pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | Gackt - Flower ]

Occasionally, I do something utterly genius when it comes to food.

I've been fond of Heidi Swanson's olive oil cracker recipe for quite a while now, though I make them rather differently - I usually cut the recipe down to half, for one (did you know it's actually rather easy to guesstimate what 1/6 of a cup of olive oil looks like?), and I don't bother making them with expensive or "specialty" flours - I either use bread flour, if I feel up to a vigorous session of kneading and putting dough through the pasta machine attachment for Mom's mixer, or regular all-purpose flour. (If I'm making a full batch, I use both.) They're quite no-fuss, bake up nicely, and are very good to munch on at the most random moments - I adore them, but it's just been too damn hot to bake anything lately unless it's in the middle of the night, and I don't think anyone would appreciate me running the pasta machine at that hour. But, tonight proved cool enough to whip up a batch, and I decided that I wanted to do something different for half of the crackers this time (aren't I ambitious!) instead of just topping them with salt.

I looked around the kitchen, pondered rifling through the spice jars, and then spotted the grinder of Weber Six-Pepper Fusion on the back of the stove.

Hmmmmm.

Figuring "why not?", I grabbed the grinder and peppered the first baking sheet of crackers with, well, pepper.

Despite a few little mishaps (protip: don't lead with your face when using the oven, especially not when baking with pepper - hot air in the face is bad enough, but it sure did clear my sinuses!) and the agony of waiting, I managed to pull off something I can only rarely do and take them out of the oven perfectly cooked and wonderfully crispy. Triumphant and hungry, I couldn't even wait for them to cool down; I spatula'd them deftly off the baking sheet onto a plate, eyed them for all of five seconds, then snatched one up and juggled it from hand to hand till it became cool enough to hold...and then I bit in.

Bliss. Utterly orgasmic, tastebud-tingling bliss.

I blinked, savored the flavor, then chomped down the rest of it lickety-split and rushed a cracker each first to Mom, then to Dad; each proclaimed them tasty, and that sense of pure satisfaction you get when you've just made a wonderful culinary creation rushed through me, setting my nerves to tingling as surely as the pepper had done to my tongue. "Yes," I thought to myself proudly, "I will make these again."

And then, like any internet-haunting blogger girl worth her salt (...or pepper? Hee hee) would do, I wrote a strangely poetic and storylike post about my cracker experience and posted it here.

Still munching, by the way. Bliss. ♥

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...Time to say goodbye, after so long? [07 Jul 2009|10:51pm]
[ mood | crushed ]
[ music | Hamasaki Ayumi - No More Words ]

Almost three years. Almost three long years of blood (not literally), sweat and tears. Almost three long years of memories, the good times and the bad times, and all the times in between.

Almost three years I put into her, and now she has to be thrown away.

I'm being forced to quit PSU. In about two weeks, if the stars somehow decide to align in my favor, I'll be able to get on, get rid of all my items and meseta...and say goodbye to a girl that has occupied my heart and my mind for almost three years.

I have to let go of Omega.

It's not even just these past three years. Even before that, when I played her counterpart on PSO...she attached herself to me in a way few characters of mine ever have before. It hurt giving her up on PSO to move to PSU...but now, it hurts even more giving her up for good. Knowing I have no choice but to give her up, to let go and...knowing I have to say goodbye.

"I should never have let myself get so attached," I keep on telling myself, but...that's impossible. Would have been impossible. From the start, when Omega Forscythe came to life as a collection of pixels and polygons, she was something special. She drew me into her experiences, helped me spin and weave the threads of her story; she worked her way into my heart and made herself at home there for such a long time. Knowing I have to get rid of her makes it feel like I'm ripping out part of my heart, killing some part of myself.

Omega was me, more than I ever wanted to - more than I ever WANT to admit.

I'm sorry, Omega. But I know...you'll go on. You don't need me to live; you became something more than just the player behind the keyboard. When I finally do say goodbye...I know you'll just smile at me and say you'll be all right...and then you'll turn and you'll run into the melee, with your Partner Machinery and all your friends at your side, and you'll never look back. And Gurhal will never be as safe as it is when you finally become free of my own human limitations.

You'll be reborn, even as your self that's made of pixels and polygons dies.

Is this your way of telling me it's time for me to let you go?

I have no more words but these. )

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Writing should not make me PHYSICALLY go ow. [06 Jul 2009|11:14am]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | Icon feat. PECO - Prototype ]

Well, got chapter 9 of Reparation done.

I really hate it when writing an ending feels like wringing my own neck.

But here y'go.

.hack//Reparation - Chapter 9 - It Begins

SO. CHEESY. AND DEPRESSING. Augh. *flails at it*

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Conflicting opinions. [29 Jun 2009|07:46am]
[ mood | discontent ]
[ music | Rurutia - Silent Prayer ]

I'll be honest here. I was bothered, yes, by the recent deaths of Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson, but it was more of a "...Well. Damn. What is this, celebrity death month?"

Then Billy Mays bought the farm, and I went "...Well. Damn. I'm gonna miss that annoying loudmouth, I really am."

Sure, his commercials were rather irritating. Barking out pitches about products at the top of his lungs and touting them as the best things on earth. (Although in retrospect, I can't think of a single product he pitched that we've tried at some point that wasn't good - so, point to him.) But dammit, no matter how irritating, annoying or loud, he grew on me, and I'm gonna miss him.

I think Ctrl+Alt+Del's tribute says more than I ever could.

Requiescat in pace, Billy Mays.

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Things that make me giggle today [21 Jun 2009|05:14pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Shimotsuki Haruka - EXEC_PAJA/.#Aurica Extracting ]

...besides the fact my display name is currently "Mr Quangle Wangle Quee", that is. I love spam emails.

1: The Noein outtakes. Part 1, part 2, part 3 and part 4. I've never even seen Noein, and these make me lol so very, very hard. Yuri Lowenthal is made of awesome and win and you can't convince me otherwise.

2: "This shindig looks like the bomb-diggity." If you only ever watch one thing to do with the .hack series in general, let this clip be it. Balmung breaks brains. :D

3: Endrance and the Haseo balls. The utter hilarity of Endrance holding an armful of - well - balls, printed with Haseo's face, is...yeah. Just watch it. XD

4: Other people's reactions to the things that make me giggle. 8D

5: PUN WARS! Need I say more?

So, friends list, what makes YOU giggle?

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Unexpectedly bathed. [18 Jun 2009|04:18pm]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | Mitose Noriko, Dahna - Kokorogatari ]

I have just been quite unexpectedly bathed by my niece.

All I did was go to stick my feet in her bathwater to wash them, and this occurred:

Me: *watching her play with a drinking cup* I think she wants me to get in.
Mom: Nah.
Me: *watching her pour water over my feet* I really think she wants me to get in.
Mom: I don't think so.
Niece: *pours water ALL OVER MY THIGHS and utterly soaks my underwear*
Mom: ...I think she wants you to get in.
Me: *squeaking with laughter* I think so.

So I got in, and much fun was had. Throwing bubbles around with a two-year-old is the life. XD

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Old! O_o (hay Kuro XD) [14 Jun 2009|02:53pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | A-Ha - Take On Me ]

Cripes, I must look old today.

Some kid came to the door selling stuff - he couldn't have been more than a few years younger than me, seriously - kept calling me ma'am, mentioned something about how my husband (...I look old enough to be MARRIED?!) or children (...AND HAVE KIDS?!?!) might like some of the stuff he was selling, blah yada that sort of thing...kind of made me O_o. A lot. (Though not till he'd left, I didn't want to be insulting.)

Nice kid, though, if I'd had some money on me I'd probably have bought something. As it is, I felt pretty bad having to turn him away and tell him I didn't have any money.

...god, I feel old now. :|

But, in things unrelated to how old I may or may not look/feel, Colorado weather is officially the weirdest thing ever. Went out with the parents to Arby's for lunch, as we were looking at new TVs to replace mine for my birthday and decided we'd stop to grab something to eat afterward, and the instant we packed up to leave it started pissing down rain so hard it was damn near impossible to see where I was going and then started hailing so hard we were afraid it might crack the car windows.

And then we get home, MAYBE ten minutes from the Arby's we went to, and...the clouds barely even deigned to spit on the ground. No hail, maybe three drops of rain that we saw getting out of the car.

I swear, "if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes or go five miles" has never been more true.

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