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Mr Quangle Wangle Quee ([info]epitaph_skeith) wrote,
@ 2009-08-23 00:10:00
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Current mood: giggly
Current music:Jonathan Coulton - Still Alive

Politically incorrect...but so funny.
Found this one earlier tonight...

Now that the B-1's, B-2's, B-52's, TLAMs, F-14's, F-15's, F-16's, F/A-18's, Tornados, Harriers, F-117's, and field artillery have reorganized Iraq's landscape, our intelligence has discovered they have renamed some of their towns, no doubt in order to confuse us. These new names include:

Wherz-Myroof
Mykamel-Izded
OKraph-Dissizbad
Waddi-El-Izgowinon
Pleez-Ztopdibomin
Kizz-Yerbuht-Goodbi
Ikantstan-Disnomore
Wha-Tahel-Wazi-Tinkin
Myturbin-Izburnin

Go on, tell me you didn't laugh. :P


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